i once had a guy ask me if i wanted to walk him to x place. walk him TO a place.
my response: “eeeeeh, what? do i want to walk you TO somewhere? like do i look particularly gentlemanly tonight? No. Bro, I am not a boy scout and will not escort you somewhere to make sure you make it there safely.”
Was probably too harsh because he didnt correct to “walk WITH me”
and, sadly, that was the last chance i had to make out with someone. i may be lonely, but not that desperate…yet.
I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment