February 2011
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2 glasses of wine, 5 beers, and an ambien later…what else did i do last night?
Ambien and self pity. Goodnight
“Young love: full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality” baahahahahahaha. Isn’t that how that stuff works period?
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“You’ve never seen her sad. She looks like an abandoned puppy dog.”
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"She's got you high and you don't even know yet"
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Sooo “500 Days of Summer”… they used Etta James “At Last” in a wedding. If I ever had to do that business, i agree on the pick
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I hate romantic comedies with dudes running through airports, shoeless, for love.
And i HAVE to tell a dude to look up songs he “dunno”
I am so envious of Katie Morgan’s stomach
My life
I need to stop (drinking) and get back to the cat. We fought this morning and i didnt leave her treats or play with her
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“Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage...”
– G.K. Chesterton (via quote-book) fuckin a!
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It's My Pleasure...: What Planned Parenthood... →
feministblackboard:
Conservatives are fond of willfully ignorant statements like: Our tax dollars shouldn’t go to abortion, so Planned Parenthood should have its funding stripped. We all know this is a lie. The information to debunk this claim is widely and readily available. Aside from the…
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you’ve got yo be shitting me. my vagina is faulty; i’m petitioning for a new one. this is absurd.
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igs: you just need a vibrator
me: i have tons of toys
igs: well, what about that rabbit thing
me: i had two!
igs: had? did you break one?
me: well, actually
igs: jkhgjkbjfhgb baaaahbbaababahaahahahahahaha bahahahahaha
ahahahahaha bababahahahahahahah
me: i guess i go hang my head in shame now or something
WHA?!??!?!?!?!?!
I’m JUST finding a tumbleog dedicated to elephants. where have i been?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
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Orange Cookies and more: Those women were my first... →
randomdaydream:
orangebakery:
Very first was, is and will always and ever be Keira Knightley.
Yeah, I know many people say she’s anorexic and I admit she’s way too skinny, but I really…just…love her.
I do think she is a really talented actress, I have watched almost every single movie she starred in and I must…
This post was way too awesome not to reblog. Keira Knightley and Fan Bing...
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The price of gas right now.
enjoying not feeling like this today
Im too lazy to make a habit out of this puking shit
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i gots me about an hour to get trashed before this show. anyone want to put money that i dont make it?
Breast milk ice cream goes on sale in Covent... →
eeeeh, whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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and on today's episode of annette takes herself to...
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When people don’t use correct grammar
appledressing:
missdontgiveafuck-:
hammer parents are always relevant
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“You are off the charts adorable”
Why is this ambien taking so long :-/
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Biggest asshole of the day award: to moi
“I am feeling the need to do some drinking. Actually, I’m feeling the need to do...”
– Grey’s Anatomy
Ha! I have neither pride nor concern for liver at the moment.
X: you gave me a great idea for blah blah.——
you mortals can call me the untapped source of date ideas. Im tempted to start cashing in on all these unrealized dates. No way I’ll get through all of these this lifetime on my own
