July 2012
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#dunkin donuts. That place where they give you food coloring and water. Fuck. Im entirely way too drunk and single for this level of inebriation
Nothing like being too sexual, alone, when in...
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"Why does everything I whip runaway?"
Too drunken for this isht
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So people listen to something other than Bon Jovi when drunk??
June 2012
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dirtycharizard-deactivated20130 asked: does extreme count as a boy band? More than words is a great song =b
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HOLD ON TO YOUR TROUSERS
It’s BOY BAND FRIDAY!!!
y’all can thank my ovaries and my ex (the only one i get along with)
ready? set? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shirtless chests
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sodamnrelatable:
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When Asian baby says stop, you best listen
When the alarm clock goes off on a Monday...
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Too true
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@actingcat:
i just went to TOWN on your tumblr. yikes. i feel like i shouldve introduced myself before the ravaging. my apologies.
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Today in Dictionary.com says: sockdolager
sockdolager, meaning a “decisive blow or remark,” is the product of an American fad to mix and match Latin roots and slang to create new, often silly, words. Partly derived from sock, to punch, and possibly from doxology, the end of a service, sockdolager was one of the last words Lincoln heard before he was assassinated.
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HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT!!!! RACCOONS EVERYWHERE. Theyre taking overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Call in the national guard. OIFJHIFYIUJGLUGSI!!!!!!!!!!!
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